Who are you? What do you do?
hi i'm Jade and this is where i'm supposed to type something cool and witty. Instead, because that is beyond me, I'm just going to try and make this bio look attractive.
Heaven and Hell, two warring realms that clash in everything else, in beliefs and principles, in methods and goals, both agree on one thing.
Make a guess.
”You know what? When angels and demons agree on something, call me nuts, I pay attention.” - Sam Winchester
There will be a day when I do not reblog this, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
DECK THE HALLS WITH SALT AND HUNTERS
TIS THE SEASON TO WEAR JUMPERS
DON WE NOW OUR PLAID AND SHOTGUN
IMPALALA LALALA LA LA LA
JOIN ME NOW AND WE’LL HAVE MORE FUN
SEE THE BLAZING SALTED GRAVE
THE FAMILY BUSINESS IS TO SAVE
SEXY CARS AND FALLEN ANGELS
IMPALALA LALALA LALALA
WHAT THE FUCK NOTHING RHYMES WITH ANGEL
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post